Tired of hearing about fantasy football? Me too. Make your fantasy crystal clear with this bold and cheeky sapphic crop top that says exactly what you're thinking: "My Fantasy Does Not Involve Football." Available with an illustration of scissors playfully rubbing together for those who love a little extra wink-wink—and also available without the scissors for a more low-key (but still very gay) statement. This shirt is for the girls, gays, and theys who want to be unapologetically queer, witty, and a little bit spicy. Whether you're out at Pride, lounging with your girlfriend, or just tired of hetero sports talk—this lesbian scissoring shirt speaks your truth. ✂️ Features: Soft, breathable cotton blend – comfy AF Flattering cropped fit with raw hem for that effortless edge Two versions: with or without scissors graphic Available in multiple sizes (XS–XXL) Ethically printed & made to order 💅 Perfect For: Sapphic style icons Queer brunch dates Pride month (and every month) LGBTQ+ gifts Fantasy league haters with great taste • 100% combed cotton • Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton • Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²) • Relaxed fit • Cropped length • Ribbed crew neck • Dropped shoulders • Side-seamed construction • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping • Double-needle hems • Preshrunk • Blank product sourced from Bangladesh This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!