Tired of hearing about fantasy football? Me too. Make your fantasy crystal clear with this bold and cheeky sapphic crop top that says exactly what you're thinking:

"My Fantasy Does Not Involve Football."

Available with an illustration of scissors playfully rubbing together for those who love a little extra wink-wink—and also available without the scissors for a more low-key (but still very gay) statement.

This shirt is for the girls, gays, and theys who want to be unapologetically queer, witty, and a little bit spicy. Whether you're out at Pride, lounging with your girlfriend, or just tired of hetero sports talk—this lesbian scissoring shirt speaks your truth.

✂️ Features:

Soft, breathable cotton blend – comfy AF

Flattering cropped fit with raw hem for that effortless edge

Two versions: with or without scissors graphic

Available in multiple sizes (XS–XXL)

Ethically printed & made to order

💅 Perfect For:

Sapphic style icons

Queer brunch dates

Pride month (and every month)

LGBTQ+ gifts

Fantasy league haters with great taste

• 100% combed cotton 
• Heather colors are 15% viscose and 85% cotton
• Fabric weight: 5.3 oz/yd² (180 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Cropped length
• Ribbed crew neck 
• Dropped shoulders
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Double-needle hems
• Preshrunk
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!