Sapphic fantasy doesn't involve football. But actually my partner, the blonde in the picture, does play rec league football so maybe I'm lying now. 

• 10 mil (0.25 mm) thick
• Slightly glossy
• Fingerprint resistant 
• Paper sourced from Japan

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!